Baking Banana Bread

Lauren sneaking banana bread

Eww, the bananas have all turned black! I like mine with a few freckles, but streaks? No merci. There’s only one thing to do, bake a loaf of Lauren’s grandmother’s banana bread for dessert.

One of the most important rules of baking is to get a nice slippery pan. Non-stick sounds nice, but butter-flavored Crisco is our stand-by way to grease without worrying about the waxy PTFE coating wearing off. Actually, the man who invented it was a chemist trying to replace Freon. It was a mistake that later became known as Teflon. There are cooking sprays out there, but let’s be realistic. Have you ever heard anyone say, “Mmm, Tastes like Pam!”…I didn’t think so.

Banana bread pre-baked
A nice shot of our banana bread before it went into the oven.

Bananas go with your wet ingredients. Ripe ones are SO much sweeter and easier to mash. Is anyone else remembering baby food, besides my mom? It’s pretty much the same thing; pureed bananas that come to a finger-coating mush. Lauren, could that be a substitution if you don’t have bananas around the house? Would it give it an apple zest? That sounds like an experiment for another day. I’m getting distracted-back to the bread.

Banana mush
Banana mush.

Believe it or not, there’s a difference in softened and melted butter, but once you’ve softened it and then add it to the batter, it will melt the rest of the way gradually. Melted is a bit more concentrated for a one-shot spike.

Check this out: Mixing your wet BEFORE combining with the dry saves you the hassle of trying to mix it in enough later without activating the gluten too soon. It also helps to FOLD the batter once it’s combined instead of beating it so that your bread comes out smooth and soft.   

Whisking the wet before the dry get added in.
Mom whisking the wet ingredients.

 

 

Sugar may be dry, but as Grandma’s recipe calls, we added it in with the wet. It dissolves evenly as you fold and the sugar cuts through the butter. Nobody wants a butter blob sitting in their stomach. A clump of sugar in one place is one thing, but not having sugar in the other is an imbalance for your sweet tooth. Most recipes use a full cup, but we’re only using a half because bananas are loaded with sugar naturally. Yeah, A 7 inch banana usually has 14 grams for Pete’s sake! 

Let’s get the dry bits in order. Flour is a grain, which makes it vegan-friendly. Try leveling the cup inside the bag instead of setting up towels and making a mess all over the counter. I love the way that Rumford baking powder has that little lip at the opening like a soda can so you can level it off adding it in. Baking powder needs to be sprinkled so it doesn’t clump. If you don’t dust it and just plop it in, you’ll have a better chance of getting a sour, bitter and disgusting wad. I’ve had that sort of taste in my mouth from licking Mom’s biscuit spoon as a kid. It’s almost salty and makes you want to drink a liter of water on the spot.

Combining wet and dry
Wet + Dry = Banana bread batter

If it’s one thing about walnuts, (chopped or not) they can be bitter on their own in large quantities. We chopped some pecans while we were at it. Do you have a preference when it comes to nuts? Do you like to mix them up? Tell us in the comments, please. If you or someone you’re serving has an allergy, you can choose to use butterscotch chips, chocolate chips, or peanut butter chips instead of nuts. Maybe you’ll want to try white chocolate chips.

chopping some nuts
Time to chop up some nuts.

Just for fun, we threw in a cup of dark chocolate chips. Milk chocolate is far too sweet for this. Had we used milk instead of dark, the total sugar content would have been through the roof!

Finished banana bread batter
A little chocolate won’t hurt.

350 degrees and minutes later, time for the moment of truth, 35 minutes for cake, 45 minutes if you want it as bread. Hmm, a banana bread birthday cake…It might just be an idea for a zoo themed party with a monkey design.

Still hot from the oven
Still hot from the oven

Of course, we had to flip it out and let it cool on the rack…

Hot and ready banana bread
Yummy banana bread hot and ready

Lauren! Don’t om-nom-nom it all! Save some for us! 

Lauren sneaking banana bread
Sneaking banana bread

Cloudy with a Chance of Eggs

Lauren in the kitchen

Food trends in the 2010’s are getting more and more mystical and whimsical by the minute. A recent one follows the lovable unicorn path with the name, “cloud eggs”.  It’s a variation of the sunny-side up that requires the whites to be airy, fluffy and form a cloud shape, as the name suggests. I put my hand to the version offered in a YouTube video by Tasty. The whites are whipped and seasoned with a little salt and pepper and baked separately in the oven before the egg yolk is placed inside, where it cooks as one unit to ensure a runny but cooked yolk without losing the puffiness of the whites. This is not only artistic, but made without a frying pan or excess oil and butter which will cut down on trans-fats.

There is no question in using a mixer or whipping by hand. The quickest way to achieve that foamy cloud is to use a hand-mixer, especially for those who (like me) have some sort of tendonitis, arthritis or hand-injury. Comments for this recipe said that it took others a half hour to use a manual whisk. The consistency is thick so the whites don’t ooze over the pan out of shape. To be specific, this is how to make a basic “meringue”. Tasty uses a step-by step video without mentioning terms so that the average cook from teen to adult can follow them without any confusing logomachies. Be sure to scoop a hole in the center for your yolk later on, or it won’t be able to sit properly in your cloud.

The trickiest part is the oven. I wonder if the Tasty oven is convection, because they had given the temperature 450 Fahrenheit for 8-10 minutes. I tried 10 using a convection oven and found myself scraping off crispy brown clouds similar to pork rinds. Not only that, but I had forgotten to grease the pan and scoured the pan clean. I was surprised at the difference. However, I found another video by Tech Insider that marks the same temperature, but at half the time. Considering that the oven is used twice, I believe that the Tech Insider video would be more convection oven friendly.  My mother has had similar mishaps when transitioning from a standard oven to a convection oven in her muffin making. Based on basic physics, the convection oven seems more appropriate to fill the meringue with hot air and better prevent them from falling vs. flat conduction. As for seasonings, do it to taste. This simple duo comes through strongly, so it’s best to opt for a pinch in the hand, not a shake from the container.

Although I never fully finished making the cloud eggs, (so help my pan!) I did try the crunchy outcome and saved the yolks for later recipes that may require them separated. I found they tasted much like air-popped popcorn with a hint of Styrofoam on the outside. Overcooking not only affects the flavor, but texture as well. The inside stayed a somewhat middle consistency and tasted as I would guess was intended, warm, foamy and slightly sweet bliss. From this we learn to know your equipment, be able to compensate for different gadgetry and more importantly, grease the pan before it goes into the oven!