Snoopy’s Gingerbread Dog House

Jeremy and I have been watching a few gingerbread and cookie baking shows this holiday season. One of them was specifically on the subject of gingerbread houses. A woman from Argentina moved to Canada and competed against 2 other bakers and won the title of Christmas Gingerbread Champion.

Last year, we made a gingerbread Eiffel Tower with Twizzlers, white chocolate and turkish delight. Check it out HERE!! This year we comprised a gingerbread centerpiece for my mother. She wanted something simple, but we like themes and artistic flair, so we agreed to a gingerbread version of Snoopy’s 1st prize doghouse decorated to the max for Christmas to compliment Mom’s Snoopy invitations.

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Lauren’s family used to be in the remodeling business and even built two houses as well as their own in the 2000’s. I on the other hand have a construction-grade recipe for gingerbread courtesy of my grandmother’s cookbook. What? You didn’t think that all gingerbread was alike, did you? Moisture from things like molasses, milk, and eggs are going to soften the dough and make it less stable. Last year the cookie came out OK for our needs. This year however we wanted to kick it up a notch and make sure the dough could hold up the structure. 

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Construction-grade gingerbread is SUPER dry and almost feels like wet sand on the beach while you’re mixing. It took a lot work just to incorporate the wet and dry, let alone kneed it. Give this job to your kid who loves to get messy and squish things in their hands. 

When we  refrigerated the dough, it hardened until it was too tough to roll out, even when we let it warm up to room temperature. It was all worth the overnight wait in the end. After cooling, the cookies were nice and firm, no crumble at all, and didn’t spread like last year. We recommend this recipe to anyone trying to make homemade gingerbread houses for show and/or a fun Christmas activity, especially with friends and kids. This sort of craft really brings out the visionary artist in all of us. Just don’t expect it to be very tasty, unless you like eating stale adobe, or need to break a tooth. But once you have your geometry straight, you can use it like a template. 

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Clara is great at measurements, science and math. Perfect for creating dimensions.

Chocolate cement worked so well, we did it again. It cooled like mortar, but we added some rice crispy treats inside just in case. For the roof we used graham cracker layers and no beam. We know, they laid out the wrong way, but it was still a very rustic style dog house like a kid would build.

Royal icing comes from fruit cake toppings because the British royal family used this particular icing at weddings. It’s made from cream of tartar, powdered sugar and egg whites. We didn’t know that, so we made our icing out of regular milk and powdered sugar. It was super runny at first, but we thickened it up to almost right before sticking it in the fridge. Our chocolate cement worked well, but we couldn’t pipe it and it wasn’t too clean. Maybe next time we get a centerpiece idea, we could give the royals a try.

While the gingerbread chilled out, our first 2 build-a-bear kids Emma-Belle and Prince Daniel wanted to play with the rice crispy treats and make a present box full of our extra candy. Prince Daniel loves the crunchy sound the cereal makes when you mush it, and licking marshmallow off of his paws.

Emma-Belle came up with the idea of it being a treasure box. She molded the mush into a box shape and filled it up with candy. She was REALLY tempted to eat the treats instead of molding them, but we helped her by singing a working song while she shaped it.

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William “Will” the genie cuts fondant

This next part was what I had been anticipating for the past 2 months, covering everything in fondant, candy, icing and everything else I can find onto this doghouse! We heard from another website that it was best to treat fondant like wonton wrappers when covering cookies; just a quick dab of water and place it flat on the surface only adjusting a tad with your fingers. It’s William the genie and Princess Jasmine’s first Christmas this year, so we’re letting them help. Will likes to play around with dyes, making the fondant just the right shade before rolling and cutting it out into pieces to lay on the house. He even helped us make a wreath for the door with a pink bow and everything!

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The bottle was to help hold it all in place as it dried.

The tricky part was this graham cracker roof. If we made a roof out of gingerbread at this angle, we would have been worried about it being too heavy. That, and we ran out of time to do another batch before the party. Roofing shingles are kind of thin compared to walls anyhow. This way, if people want to eat our masterpiece, it would have a little variety. Not everyone likes gingerbread. If someone doesn’t want a thick spicy hard cookie, they can have a lighter sweeter cookie-esque piece.

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Jasmine doesn’t like gooey or sticky rice crispy treats, or working with dough. She’s our very girly build-a-bear daughter. She was put in charge of Snoopy’s outer decorations. She strung Twizzlers all around the roof, and put Christmas light shaped pieces on top. We practiced with a few pieces during an icing kit lesson and made a few candy balls and shapes. Our little sultana must’ve liked my pink star enough to put it on the roof. Then she sifted powdered sugar on top so it could look like fresh fallen snow. She worked all through the night and fell asleep at the counter!

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It was a big hit at the party. Now, the question is…what are we going to do next time? Do we have to wait until next year, or should we do another cookie house for other holidays? Just imagine, a big castle made out of cookies, a white house made out of cookies, Little House on the Prairie Walnut Grove made out of cookies, maybe we could….     

Lauren,   

What?   

Let’s keep it simple for a little while, please?

Fine.

Honeydukes vol. 3 M.B.A.D

Attention all, we at “The Hot Chocolate Bar”, the second sweetest shop aside from our partner “Honeydukes”, would like to introduce a new wizarding holiday, “Muggle-born Appreciation Day” There aren’t many wizarding families totally pure-blooded but we must admit that muggle-born wizards are often slurred and were called out by Voldemort, the Malfoy family and death-eaters alike. Jeremy and I understand that muggle-borns made a tremendous impact on wizard history despite their original persecution, hence they deserve some recognition.IMG_0106

We’ve also figured a little trick to the melting process . When we put the chocolate into the milk, fire the cauldron up immediately and swirl it in. Speaking of which…we’d better get a move on. The crowd is coming in!

Hermione is very different. It’s SEMI-dark chocolate; a full tablespoon, Lauren, not the whole bottle! I know almond milk is thin and watery, but we can’t afford to order another shipment until after holiday! some cinnamon from her native Gryffindor house, a tiny sea salt shot for her bossy sassiness and realism swirled into almond milk for her wholesome appreciation for magical creatures rights. Let’s reuse our excess chocolate and shave it on the top as she had naturally bushy brown crimped hair over whipped cream. They’re deliciously simple. Just melt, spread, freeze and scrape them right off the tray.

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Why not take this to your next study session? Chocolate helps the mind with magnesium. Her parents were dentists, so there’s no straight sugar here. Almond milk is sweet already. Just be careful with the cinnamon. Germs eat simple sugar and coincidentally rot your enamel. Dr. Granger was once bitten by a patient and needed 10 stitches! 

Image result for colin creeveyJeremy, Do you recall a little boy in Gryffindor, Colin Creevey? The one with the camera always going off?

Yes, He asked me to fix the lenses for him once or twice and a bit of lighting advice.

He never could stop asking questions in awe at the magical world. The dear had a one-year younger brother called Dennis. They tried so hard in Harry’s fourth year to boost his standings as a contender in the Triwizard Tournament. I still have my changing badge from that autumn on my cork-board. If I recall, they were great at the impediment jinx and did everything out of their love for Harry.

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This Creamy Creevey is very flashy and super sweet. Milk chocolate is best for this one with a small vanilla teardrop, as he was always so innocent and eager to please. The whip cream on top is an homage his father, a muggle milkman. See how the cream goes from liquid to nearly solid. That’s called a colloid. We found this muggle science book page that explains what we do in the kitchen much more clearly than I could.

IMG_0102Frothy whipped cream is in the foam category because we whip the liquid around and trap the air inside. It works well with milk too if you want something a bit lighter. The stuff coming out of the aerosol cans means it goes the other way, putting the liquid into the air. Either way is delicious, but milk foam deflates quickest. Don’t forget the strawberry red sugar popping candies for the flashbulb, with gold sparks using the “Periculum Aurum!” charm. Don’t forget, to give the customer a  Hungarian Milk Magic straw filled with miniature cookie drops. That’s the best part!

Moaning Myrtle Warren was a Ravenclaw from 1940-1943 at Hogwarts. She use to have oily spots on her face and dark-rimmed glasses, so most people teased her relentlessly, especially Olive Hornby. Mean-spirited students like to throw their belongings at her like a darts game. A translucent white skim milk…less fatty but that will compensate the white chocolate being so buttery…a miserably minty extract into a large handful of pale white chocolate, moping melted marshmallow and a few popping pimples swimming in a river of mini marshmallow tears.Image result for Moaning Myrtle

Now, there’s something odd and unique about this one. It’s bluer than her disposition! She was not only a ghost, but in life she was sorted into Ravenclaw house. We at least owe her some silvery sprinkles to sweeten her mood. That is…other than having visitors like Draco or Harry in her usual abode since her restraint, the girls bathroom, the one where she was killed by the basilisk. If you truly wish to be her friend & talk about your troubles, she’ll gladly listen, as long as you don’t tease her or pull any tricks. She’s dramatically sensitive. We’ll have this one at half-price on June 13th, (her death-day) and if it’s your birthday that day, it’s free! Doesn’t that cheer you up?

Lily Potter, What a wonderful witch and woman she was back in her time. <sigh> The graceful Lily Evans was muggle-born, she graced the hearts of all she met, from a young Severus Snape to Professor Horace Slughorn. After becoming a member of the slug club and Head Girl at Hogwarts, she courted a mischievous James Potter and gave birth to her only son, Harry. Yes, THAT Harry Potter. She sacrificed her own life for him and left him her green-eyes and her protective love through old blood-magic. In recognition for her noble, tremendous heart and accomplished life of forgiveness, we give you “The Heart of Lily”. Image result for lily potter As this one needs milk chocolate, let’s swirl in a spoonful of syrup and a pinch of dark powder nice and easy. She was always so kind to everyone, but wasn’t one to be fooled by silly boys games. Cherries are very juicy and pack a great deal of flavor. They’re nearly heart-shaped like a little ressurection stone. We’re using preserves during the winter season, but we’ll switch to stewed whole ones in the warmer months. Now, let’s swirl in some brown sugar for an extra-sweet pinch and lastly, my favorite part, a little red fish from Sweden’s Siljan to swim around the inside like the one she gave Professor Slughorn in her 7th year. That’s perfect! Ah, the little kipper looks quite pleased with his new home.

IMG_0095That concludes our frivolities for today. I’m very full right now. Maybe next time we venture into business, we’ll open an apothecary, stock up on some stomach soothing tea. Wait…I think, yes…Jeremy my darling partner in chocolate, I’ve got a wonderful idea bubbling out of the kettle!

Tell me after holiday, Sweetheart. I think I overdid it with all of the sweets. Less weight around my middle now means I can’t stand as much as before…if I can stand at all right now! I had better apparate home, or I’ll crash my broom & make a wrong turn into Knockturn Alley. Goodnight! <kisses Lauren goodnight>

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Nox!          <locks the door>         Until tomorrow.